The Emodimac

 

The device claimed is useful for the disposal

of emotional or mental waste material.

The structural design is similar to the prior

art known as the "toilet" commonly employed

for the disposal of human excrement and

food waste, phlegm, vomit and toilet tissue.

The original elements of the new machine are

embodied in the use of the device, which is

designated "Dangerous Emotion Disposal Machine,"

also named the "Emodimac," and in the mechanisms

described in the drawings and specifications

that enable removal of destructive or violent

emotional and mental material from the home

and from the heart and therein transferred,

by electronic means, away from human occupied

space and into receptacles that function as

macerators and decomposers that serve the purpose

of disposal of unwanted emotions and ideas that

disturb the peace of human association or which

present a threat of harm to the calm and orderly

state of happiness in the human enterprise including

the daily routine interaction in the home or marketplace

of civil society or a private residential dwelling.

Such unwanted feelings as anger, revenge, hatred,

resentment, jealousy, envy, revulsion, rejection,

violent plans, thoughts or conspiracies, accumulation

of the tools or weapons of violence, deception,

false statements proposed to cause physical harm,

are accepted into the "Emodimac " and isolated

in order to accomplish a permanent separation that

facilitates decay into a neutral, safe substance that

may be used to fertilize fruits and vegetables or dried

and dispersed in public parks or wilderness lands.

The claimed device designated as the "Emodimac" is

intended to be useful as a safe alternative to

violent fighting, riots, war, assault, murder,

and combative domestic arguments or divorce.   

Several sizes and varieties are described adapted to

various settings such as the home, workplace,

department stores, churches, schools, grocery stores,

sports arenas, colleges, universities and research labs,

as well as auditoriums, theaters and concert halls.

The subject matter claimed is versatile, adjustable

to the various settings where destructive and

vicious human emotions may occur and might

cause irreversible damage to society or a child

in harms way, as well as an adult in a moment

of inattention or the vulnerability of innocent trust.

 

        John Manimas Medeiros, October, 2023

 

Back to: (Poems) by John Manimas or Short (Stories) by J.M. or (Time Works) or (Quick Directory) or (Welcome) page