The Emodimac
The device claimed is useful for the disposal
of emotional or mental waste material.
The structural design is similar to the prior
art known as the "toilet" commonly employed
for the disposal of human excrement and
food waste, phlegm, vomit and toilet tissue.
The original elements of the new machine are
embodied in the use of the device, which is
designated "Dangerous Emotion Disposal Machine,"
also named the "Emodimac," and in the mechanisms
described in the drawings and specifications
that enable removal of destructive or violent
emotional and mental material from the home
and from the heart and therein transferred,
by electronic means, away from human occupied
space and into receptacles that function as
macerators and decomposers that serve the purpose
of disposal of unwanted emotions and ideas that
disturb the peace of human association or which
present a threat of harm to the calm and orderly
state of happiness in the human enterprise including
the daily routine interaction in the home or marketplace
of civil society or a private residential dwelling.
Such unwanted feelings as anger, revenge, hatred,
resentment, jealousy, envy, revulsion, rejection,
violent plans, thoughts or conspiracies, accumulation
of the tools or weapons of violence, deception,
false statements proposed to cause physical harm,
are accepted into the "Emodimac " and isolated
in order to accomplish a permanent separation that
facilitates decay into a neutral, safe substance that
may be used to fertilize fruits and vegetables or dried
and dispersed in public parks or wilderness lands.
The claimed device designated as the "Emodimac" is
intended to be useful as a safe alternative to
violent fighting, riots, war, assault, murder,
and combative domestic arguments or divorce.
Several sizes and varieties are described adapted to
various settings such as the home, workplace,
department stores, churches, schools, grocery stores,
sports arenas, colleges, universities and research labs,
as well as auditoriums, theaters and concert halls.
The subject matter claimed is versatile, adjustable
to the various settings where destructive and
vicious human emotions may occur and might
cause irreversible damage to society or a child
in harms way, as well as an adult in a moment
of inattention or the vulnerability of innocent trust.
John Manimas Medeiros, October, 2023
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